Happy Halloween!
A gymnast's perfect nightmare:
Answer: ¡ʇɐqoɹɔɐ uɐ
Question: Why did Cinderella leave early, before her gymnastics meet was finished?
Answer: ɥɔɐoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ uıʞdɯnd ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥs ǝsnɐɔǝq
"Candice! Candice, are you alright? You're only lying there with your neck and back broken, folded in half in a bloody heap. Someone call 911!"
Candice: "Maybe death by electrocution wouldn't have been so bad after all...."
Halloween joke for gymnasts:
What kind of bat likes to tumble?
Question: Why did Cinderella leave early, before her gymnastics meet was finished?
Answer: ɥɔɐoɔ ɐ ɹoɟ uıʞdɯnd ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥs ǝsnɐɔǝq
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