FIguratively speaking, maybe I did

After arriving late to work due to car issues today, 8 yr old Mischa:

"Did you have a good day today Coach Michael?"

Me: "No."

Mischa looks hurt/offended.

Me: "No, no...it's better now that I'm here with you guys. I like working with you. I just had a bad day before I got here."

Mischa: "Why? Did you poop in your pants?"